Monday, December 20, 2010

Merry Christmas!

Tree With Legs
-w4m (Prospect Park)

Nice pants. I'd like to see more of you...
BTW, your dog winked at me.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Furry Arms in Morning Lecture

Tuesday, October 26, 2010
-m4m, 27

Noticed you the minute you walked into the room. White striped shirt, tie, and furry arms. We sat through lecture and spoke briefly afterward.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

My Dreamy Neighbor

Thursday, October 14, 2010
My dreamy neighbor who plays obscenely loud music
- w4m - (Greenpoint)

Sometimes when you have played music late into the night or come home in the wee hours and turn it on, I knock on our shared wall or scold you the next day, but all along I am thinking how dreamy you are and how I just want to make love to you.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Tattoed Girl

Wednesday, September 29, 2010
-m4w (Danbury gas station)
So you came in out of the rain to do your paperwork and could only show me a few tats... I saw the scissors and would love to see the rest.Wednesday came and went. I am still waiting.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Black Dress, D Train


Monday, September 13, 2010
-m4w, 25
i kicked myself all the way home
for not saying hello
maybe you'll see this
and let me take you out
i was reading d h lawrence

Monday, June 21, 2010

Dark Skinned Well Spoken Lady

Monday, June 21, 2010
-m4w
I help you almost once a week at the grocery store with your seafood purchases. I doubt you'll see this, but if you do, please respond back. I'll know it's you when you tell me the specific seafood you ask for each week.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

I Was the Face Painter at Party Today

Thursday, June 3, 2010
-w4m

I was the face painter at party today
and you were there.

jake?
jason?
john?
something or another.

you had a nice face.

i would of liked to have stayed and chatted but me and my co worker had other parties to attend to.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Anyone Know That White Girl With Black Hair & Old Fashioned Clothes?

Sunday, May 23, 2010
-m4w (Throgs Neck, Edgewater)
I've seen her around Throgs Neck & Edgewater, she's gotta be in her 30s and wears older clothes. What's the deal with her? She single or what?

Monday, May 10, 2010

Girl Sleeping on Train

Sunday, May 9, 2010
-m4w -19 (2 or 5 train)
You were the gorgeous brunette sleeping on the train. I was the guy sitting next to you. I just wanted to apologize for my repeated lack of consciousness onto your shoulder, we both got off at flatbush. Hit me back up if you think this is you.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Owl Lady in the Red Dress

Monday, May 3, 2010
- m4w - 25 (Astoria)
We both purchased owl statues today. You are the classy looking dame in a red dress. I am the mustachioed gentleman. I think we should meet up and discuss further wildlife decor.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Floral Print Jacket on the L

Thursday, April 22, 2010
-m4w - 26 (Union Square)
Can I buy you a drink?
-Buffalo plaid jacket

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Unbelievable Moustache on the C

Tuesday, April 6, 2010
-w4m - 28 (Chelsea)
You: tall, brown hair, incredibly voluminous moustache, blue/green checkered shirt
Me: tall, blonde, wearing all black and Burberry rain boots
I boarded the uptown C train at 14th Street at around 10:50 on Tuesday morning. You got off at 23rd. You were staring at me. Hard. You're really really really ridiculously good-looking.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Girl With the Golden Swan Bike

Friday, March 26, 2010
-m4w - 28 (Dumbo)
Saw you sailing up Jay Street around 4pm on the most glorious golden bike.
I think I'm in love.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

I Gave You My Umbrella But The Wrong Directions

Sunday, March 14, 2010
-m4w
It was windy and pouring rain last night, and you were looking for directions in the East Village. You were wet and cold, so I gave you my umbrella. Unfortunately, I later discovered that I gave you the wrong directions and I feel just awful about it. I hope you and your friends got to your destination without too much trouble.

Monday, March 8, 2010

We Talked About Rent and Africa on the L

Saturday, March 6, 2010
- m4w - 25 (Chelsea)
I was with two friends who you considered negative. I would like to meet you again sometime, you were funny. Also, I have big hair...blue jacket

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Long Curly Brown Hair on the Q

Sunday, February 28, 2010
- m4w - 36 (Brooklyn)

You had pink fingernails and got on the Q train at Atlantic (if not Dekalb). I felt an irrational desire to invite you out to dinner. I found you stunningly beautiful, but you'll probably never know. I think you changed trains at Times Square and I watched as you stepped between closing doors and disappeared. If for some reason you check this, It'd be nice to hear from you. Either way, I hope you're well.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Greenpoint Laundromat

Sunday, February 21, 2010
- m4w - 27

I am a nice, quiet guy, and I am about to have a missed connection with someone at my local laundromat when I go in a half hour to do my laundry. I'll probably be sitting in a corner reading, because I don't like to leave my laundry alone. Maybe you're there doing your laundry too?

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentine's Day


Sunday, February 14, 2010
m4w

If, like me, you don’t have someone “special” to exchange heart-shaped confectionery with today, how about this: As you go about your business find six strangers to connect with. It could be as simple as “hello” or “I like your hat”. It will make you feel good, probably make six strangers’ days less lonely, and who knows, maybe one of those strangers will be me, and maybe I’ll like your hat too, and maybe we’ll go for coffee and fall in love and maybe next year we’ll exchange hat-shaped confectionery. I mean, why not?

Friday, February 5, 2010

In the Library, Browsing


Sunday, January 31, 2010
- w4m (BPL)
We were in the Brooklyn Public Library on Saturday, browsing graphic novels – you had on a big furry hat and nice smile. You tapped me on the shoulder and told me I'm pretty. That was nice. Which book did you end up borrowing?

Friday, January 29, 2010

Freckles and Bruises


Friday, January 29, 2010
- m4w - 23 (L train)

How did you get those bruises? I wouldn't let anything happen to you. You were reading some book, and taking notes. I read a book once.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Throat Tattoo

Friday, January 22, 2010
L Train
Hey, guy that got on at 1st Ave dressed all in black with the throat tattoo. Thanx for existing.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

When I Put Your Coat Collar Up



Friday, January 8, 2010
- m4w
When I put your coat collar up to protect you from the cold...
on the corner of E Houston and Bowery...
and I looked in your eyes...
I was very tempted to kiss you...
but I don't steal women from other men...

still...
I was tempted...